Also, I’m pretty sure @matthewlevine would kick all of our asses at “Technology’s Best Dance Crew” no matter how fly the other routines are.

After this whole karaoke thing, we should kick this sh!t up a notch & do “Technology’s Best Dance Crew.” THAT takes teamwork for REAL.

OK #Cogaoke, just so you know, I’m leaving the fake blood and GWAR-related costumery and foam weapons at home. Sorry.

So, remember the cheek kiss meme at SxSWi? I think we should up the ante by grabbing people’s asses right before they get their pic taken.

I know the streets of New York haven’t been kind to you, my dear Magnum, but we wouldn’t be here if we didn’t have any fight left in us.

Lemme tell ya, you haven’t lived until you’ve spent $170 on a totally bitchin’ scientific calculator. I assure you.

My mom criticized my hair. She said that it wasn’t emo enough?! She added, “If it were emo enough it’d cut itself.” WTF, MOM? #shitmymomsays

Dreamt that David Hasselhoff got me indirectly zooted while in a dept mtg for a job I’ve never had. No more nicotine patches before bedtime.

“You got nothing to lose. You don’t lose when you lose fake friends.” - Joan Jett

Someone called me & their name was Peter Murphy. If Ian Curtis, I would’ve launched into the chorus of “Dead Souls” at the top of my lungs.

Thank you everyone, who rallied behind me. Your support & enthusiasm is amazing! I will bring it home for you! My aim is true. xoxo, Naylor

That’s some eBay last-10-minutes-of-auction faux ninja sh!t. Fear not. I SHALL AVENGE YOU, MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS! The battle has begun!

No, I don’t lose to guys in samurai outfits. Do this or Asian Pacific Americans everywhere will be dishonored! http://vote.gl3nda.com

All this karaoke talk and it’s pitchers and catchers!?!? Totally forgot! HELLO BASEBALL SEASON I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU ALL WINTER!!!!