Umair Hague, “Michael Jackson and the Zombieconomy”
Some sample news topic summaries:
New York: Wall Street. Fashion. The media capital of the world. Billionaires. Criminals. Mafiosos. Immigrants. Everything’s grand!
Los Angeles: Hollywood. Movie stars. Celebrities. Parties. Drugs. Bloods. Crips. Speidi. Beaches. Hippies. Weed. Glamor!
Chicago: Machine politics. Daley. Throwback Obama. Projects. Vice Lords. Second City. Jordanesque!
Miami: Vice. Cocaine cowboys. South Beach. Cubans. Jamaicans. Retirees. Cigarette boats. Money. Mosquitoes. Storms. Carl Hiaasen. Dave Barry. America’s landing strip!
Jordan? Vice Lords?! Apparently Gawker hasn’t visited Chicago or read news from here since 1992. Asshats.
Miami in this list? Really? Because of Dave Barry. Oh, Knight-Ridder… Miami, a media capital? Really?
Dinosaur Jr - Plans - Farm
new dinosaur jr is like taking a trip down memory lane to almost twenty years ago. i like doing that.
San Francisco or New York?
New York - Even though I’ve never been there. I really want to live there, at least for a little while. Everything about it seems incredible and busy and just perfect. I’ve been to San Francisco quite often and know it pretty well, I’d like to think. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a fantastic city with lots of interesting people and fascinating things going on.
Although I have to say, NYC isn’t all that interesting when you get 31 flavors of jaded at age 18 after growing up there.
Some of my favorites from twitter666.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! FNM!
I should start fuckyeahfaithnomore. Does that exist yet?


